so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
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When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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