The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i think i have herpe
just one?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
love makes seman taste better
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I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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