so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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