were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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