When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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