and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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