was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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