I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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