party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize