Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Randomize
