I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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