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woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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