On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
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I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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