do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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