the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
