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  Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  he asked me to hangout with him...and his son

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.

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• (626): View more from California

  I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?

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  OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...

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• (+64): View more from New Zealand

  Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  YAS. BRING CRAB.

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