Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
YAS. BRING CRAB.