fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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