we have officially lost it.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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