Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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