found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The air taste purple.
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