that's an acceptable place to lick
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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