I'm going to jail i love you
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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