Pappa wants mamma naked
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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