if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
two words...techno handjob
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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