You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Randomize
