Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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