Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
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At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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