Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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