Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
cat food counts as protein by the way
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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