I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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