was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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