Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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