I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
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do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
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Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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