fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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