I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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