Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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