I hope mine doesn't look like that
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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