Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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