idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
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i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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