She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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