Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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