is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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