We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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