I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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