your thong is hanging out like whoa
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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