I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
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