I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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