Ambien. No doubt about it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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