is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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