Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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