I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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