Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I'm at about main and main street
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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