So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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